what a fun day

[mowie wowie]

haha so i smoke two bowls and get my self a little messed up, and i'm having a good time watching the toons, when the munchies kick in. So i ride my bike over to chipotle (favorite food place EVER) and get the usuall huge ass burrito with all my shit in it, and the lady must have known that i was high or something and she started talking to me in spanish (i took spanish in school but i dont speak it) so i couldnt understand her, and she was fucking iwth me so much.

Had i been not totally fucked up maybe i would have understood a few words and known what she was saying, but i just stared at her and laughed my ass off while she yapped away in spanish. Well i wanted my damn burrito so i wanted to end it, so i finally said "ME GUSTO ANDREW" which means anything but my name is andrew. It means i like Andrew. She stopped talking and gave me my burrito, and i went home a happy and quite confused little boy.

It was funny though, when she was talking to me in spanish the first time i realized it was like i fell off the face of the earth and came back again and she was talking to me in spanish, i don't remember ordering the burrito or getting to that point. But it was really cool and relaxing.

Then when i got out of chipotle i saw my mom's car and i unwrapped my burrito and poored it all over the car(something i wouldnt have done had i not been stoned), and it looked so fucking funny seeing the steak and cheese and sour cream and tomatos and all that shit all over the car. Then i went back into chipotle to buy a new one to eat. This time the lady left me alone because i'm pretty sure she thinks i'm retarded. Actually.

Have a nice day all!

mowie wowie Reviewed by mowie wowie on 07-02-2006. what a fun day haha so i smoke two bowls and get my self a little messed up, and i'm having a good time watching the toons, when the munchies kick in. So i ride my bike over to chipotle (favorite food place EVER) and get the usuall huge ass burrito with all my shit in it, and the lady must have known that i was high or something and she started talking to me in spanish (i took spanish in school but i dont speak it) so i couldnt understand her, and she was fucking iwth me so much. Had i been not totally Rating: 5

[s2headhunter]

lol sounds pretty funnny man i would be dying if someone at a fast food joint talked ot me in spanish lol i would be like LISTEN JUST GET ME MY FOOD....MUCHOS GRACIAS

[MyMARYJANE]

hahahahahaha

[Hempamasta]

Wait why'd you pour you burrito all over the car? I woulda eaten it..

[mowie wowie]

well i did buy another one, they're pretty cheap.

lol after i poored it on the car i was like "NOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!! MY FOOOODDDD!!" so i sprinted back in and bought another.

[Left]

i agree with the spanish lady, sounds retarded.

[stothelutz]

Thats fucked up doing that to your mom man. But still a funny story.

[mowie wowie]

not really... all it took was a hose and a rag and it was good as new... not like i took a bat to it.

[go toke up]

... not like i took a bat to it.

hahaha! goddamn right.