^ haha damn crazy shit...

I had a similar one a couple days ago..

So My parents have been gone for about a week. They said they were coming home Wednesday Afternoon.. they ended up showing up at like 9 am.

like 20 mins before i smoked like 2 grams of some dank bud (I HAD TO GET RID OF IT).

so i'm laying down high as hell, then they bust into my room and are like "HEY LETS GO TO LUNCH!"

im like fuck... i played it off the whole time but in the back of my mind i had a feeling that they knew i was high... my eyes were SUPER RED. I just told them i feel asleep in my contacts.

but sitting down and eating and wating for the food seriously felt like it took 10 hours!! I was sooo high haha i was kind of paranoid and wishing i was sober it was really weird lol but yea i played it off good cuz they didn't really question me later haha