Quote Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

Whiskey Dick (noun)
A sexual state where the male partner can not ejaculate because of his excessive inebriation. (i.e. to drunk to fuck)
Been there man. Quite embarrasing when you can't even get a hard on from too much booze.

Just have a few drinks, then have sex on an uneven laundry load in the washer, then get tanked after your done.