I think you should go for the mushroom slap like someone mentioned above, sometimes its the only way. Although you are a girl so that could make things complicated.

Your dad is crazy if i got grades like that my parents would think i was the shit, i get by with 60s and 70s i could be going for the As but i just really hate homework and never do it. Id rather spend that time going to the gym, skating, and of course smoking reefer.

Fuck peoples expectations, the only shit i care about is what i expect from myself.