In tenth grade, several friends and I were playing football, at a preschool, and I kicked the ball on the roof. My cousin volunteered to go up there, so we piled two picnic tables for him to get up, but, he was hesitant coming down. We stood on top of the table and jumped on it, saying, "See, Jeff, it's not gonna break."

From a squatting position, he took off, and, <CRASH>, his one leg breaks through the picnic table and the other didn't. Right after that, he got a kink in his neck. Afterwards, he was walking around school with a neckbrace and blood in his nuts.
beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . Why did I start a thread to tell you this? Ok, I did something today that just bears repeating to folks who would get a kick out of it. And, well, you guys are it. Was it worth starting a thread for? You be the judge... Well, I live in the country and I was out in the west meadow with the yard tractor picking up piles of dried grass with the pitch fork and tossing them in the trailer. Well being the guy I am I was bare foot for the latter part of the job. So Im pickin and tossin and pickin and tossin and get to a point where I need Rating: 5