In tenth grade, several friends and I were playing football, at a preschool, and I kicked the ball on the roof. My cousin volunteered to go up there, so we piled two picnic tables for him to get up, but, he was hesitant coming down. We stood on top of the table and jumped on it, saying, "See, Jeff, it's not gonna break."

From a squatting position, he took off, and, <CRASH>, his one leg breaks through the picnic table and the other didn't. Right after that, he got a kink in his neck. Afterwards, he was walking around school with a neckbrace and blood in his nuts.