Just an FYI.... Dogs are specially trained for airports and they are trained in a way that if they alert, they will not incite panick in the crowd.

So instead of attacking your crotch, they will have a seat right next to you. Don't try to pet it though just run :dance: ....

If you really want to get it over there so bad, just balloon it.

oh.. The dogs would imediately alert to the snacks, so make sure you seal those up good. Once you get on the plane you can bust them open.. but you better make sure you cover the smell really well, cause people can be irritable on planes and they're more likely to point you out if they smell that shit.