Weeds on a plane... to australia

[mattdestruction]

I hate flying. I have to go to Australia. That's a 25 hour flight, not counting lay-overs. I have two goals for this flight: a) to safely arrive in Australia with a bag of weed and b) to bring baked goods on the plane so I can stay high for 25 hours and beat boredom.

The best plan I have for bringing weed to Australia is to vacuum seal an 8th (ideally a zip+) or so in several bags (of which only the inside of the innermost bag will be exposed to weed) and tape that to my nuts and wear some tight briefs. Problem: if I get passed regular security and encounter a dog, that dog will attack my balls.

As far as the baked goods go, I could make cookies or brownies or whatever and just stow this in my carry-on bag. Security may be mildly suspicious leading them to smell the treat, which will immediately give me away. Additionally, if a dog smells my baked goods, it will probably go nuts. Enter the jalapeno poppers. I've heard peppers mess up a dog's sense of smell, so should I just bake jalapeno poppers filled with weed-butter/oil? If I just made cookies, I could stuff them in some chips-ahoy boxes making them look somewhat innocuous. Alternatively, I could just put hash oil into gel-caps.

The bottom line is: how common are dogs for international flights? If there are no dogs, I should be fine. But if there are dogs, what can and can't they smell? Can they identify weed cookies? If a dog barks at me, will I be searched regardless? And punishment-wise, if I get caught with weed brownies, do they do some chemical analysis on that stuff and punish me according to how much weed was found in the cookies or do they just take it and let me go? Could I get arrested for more than a day if I get busted with an 8th of weed and/or a batch of brownies with a zip baked in? I really need to land in Australia at the right time...

This is dumb idea, but I want to see if anyone's tried anything like this successfully... I know it's not hard to bring weed/weed-cookies on domestic flights because there are no dogs, but international flights? Anyhow, thanks for the advice!

mattdestruction Reviewed by mattdestruction on 06-28-2006. Weeds on a plane... to australia I hate flying. I have to go to Australia. That's a 25 hour flight, not counting lay-overs. I have two goals for this flight: a) to safely arrive in Australia with a bag of weed and b) to bring baked goods on the plane so I can stay high for 25 hours and beat boredom. The best plan I have for bringing weed to Australia is to vacuum seal an 8th (ideally a zip+) or so in several bags (of which only the inside of the innermost bag will be exposed to weed) and tape that to my nuts and wear Rating: 5

[kracks]

im not shure about international flights...but ive sucsessfully smuggled less than an 8th of skunk from London to Edinbourough, and leeds, and from amsterdam to london....i never even saw a dog.

where are u flying from?

[Reefer Rogue]

Your ass not mine. Go for it.

[Fengzi]

I've done a lot of international flying and have never seen a dog in the outbound security. I wouldn't think twice about bringing some goodies on the plane to eat while your in the air. As for incomming security, it depends on the country. I go to China a lot and going through their customs is unbelievably easy. You could easily bring weed in and most likley never get caught. Some guy stamps your passport, usually without even looking at you, and that's it. From what I have seen, there is no attempt what so ever at keeping people from bringing anything in to the country.

Coming into the U.S. on the other hand, is the worst as far as I've experienced. I've had U.S. customs search through all my bags simply because I told them I had brought back a few snacks from China. Even though I had it in my carry-on, willingly admitted to having it, and handed it over to them they still wanted to go through all my bags. They are serious pricks about it too. After ripping my luggage apart,and confiscating my snacks , they then yell at me for holding up the line while I was trying to put everything back in the suitcase. Like wtf else am I supposed to do. Seriously, U.S. customs agents get off on the fact that you are powerless against them and enjoy fucking with you. Don't bring anything into the U.S.

One other thing to consider when thinking about bringing anything in to another country is that what you are contemplating doing is called smuggling. Generally, penalties for smuggling are far greater than penalties for possession. Get caught with an 1/8th on the street in San Francisco and you'll get a warning, maybe a small fine if the cops in a bad mood. Get caught bringing an 1/8th through customs at the San Fran Airport and you'll do time.

[Jay Matix]

ask your self. is it worth doing time if you get caught?

[OreO]

man im not going to bullshit you but its sooooo hard to get away with weed in an airport...specially with the security that has gotten greater with the whole terrorism shit

[brave little toaster]

I flew from seattle to London last summer and didnt see one dog at the airport. I think that it is somewhat random, like they randomly choose a few days out of the month to have k-9's on patrol.

but dude, why risk going to jail when you could pick up some bud the day you get off the plane! Just go to a beach and ask around and I garrauntee you will find some bro.

Or Let me know when you are going, Ill fly down ahead of time, grow some, and give it to you when you get here. just let me know man!

[PaulCT7]

I just went from the US to England, and then from Spain to the US, and no bad was opened either way out of our whole group of 39. I think this was prolly a somewhat freak accident, but we also saw no dogs goign either way or while we went from country to country in our tour of Europe.

On a side note, finding pot is easier then you would think. We found it all four of the times that we really wanted it. Just have to be willing to grow some balls and ask strangers.

[mattdestruction]

Thanks for the quick replies. For those of you that have done it successfully, how'd you do it? And does anyone know or know where I can find out what penalties I'd face for "smuggling"?

I know it'd be easy to just buy weed in Australia, but I want to have a good long smoke session immediately after I get settled from the 25 hour flight.

Peace

[stangle12]

i think you'd be alright if you do your plan with the crotch thing.
thats what i do too. i took some to mexico and back with me before by doing exactly what your doing exceptttttt i put lemon juice and vinigar in between layors of bags to throw off any smell (still vacume seal them). the peppers would be good too. i say no worries