Hahaha. I wonder if letting a female do you with a strap-on makes you a fag... Technically you're still having sex with a female so.... maybe your friend should try getting heterosexually bum-sex0red. Seeing as he's such a big fan of shitting, he might just like it. And if he does, he can have all the buttsex he wants, and still not technically be gay. Or maybe I'm thinking too much into this.....