Thanks for that Cleve.
You have shown me the way. I will always consider you the grand pooba.
For too long have I floundered in the bowl, blindly groping for something solid to cling to.
Now, finally I have joined the brown revolution and cast aside any shame i may have harboured for my love of a good big shit.
Like a steaming great grog bog on the front lawn drunk at 5am, I am born again.