talking dirty

[dion]

everytime i say something i sound like a goof, and I make my wife start to laugh and she says "ok no more of that now.", and i say "yes ma'am NOW PUT IT ON ME YOU DIRTY SLUT" and then she laughs some more and then it just takes that much longer to get into it..

oh well, i like being goofy.

Dion

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

everytime i say something i sound like a goof, and I make my wife start to laugh and she says "ok no more of that now.", and i say "yes ma'am NOW PUT IT ON ME YOU DIRTY SLUT" and then she laughs some more and then it just takes that much longer to get into it..

oh well, i like being goofy.

Dion

LMAO!! haha dude, that made me laugh hard. I can see that happening to someone. That's good stuff. Talkin dirty sounds weird when you do it.. unless both of the people are really into it. Then, it sounds right.

[DonnieDarko]

If my wife mentions her panties .... I say :

"You mean, the ones your mother laid out for you?"

[Markay]

Im like, hey baby, wanna see me as a noodie dood? Ill smack your ass you fucking whore.

Then the leave and im like yank yank yank

[WeedFaerie420]

I'm interested in dirty talk but my boyfriend isn't so much. I'm the freaky one between the two of us. The most i'll say is "fuck me (baby) " and tell him when I want it harder and of course I am vocal with moans and "yeah"'s. If my man was into it and I felt more comfortable because I knew it turned him on, I'd say more. On the rare occassions my boyfriend says something dirty during sex it's a HUGE turn on; for him to let go like that drives me wild. :thumbsup:

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

[graymatter]

The most i'll say is "fuck me (baby) " and tell him when I want it harder and of course I am vocal with moans and "yeah"'s.

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

Wow, I'm tired just reading all this... does all that count as a cardio workout?

[WeedFaerie420]

Wow, I'm tired just reading all this... does all that count as a cardio workout?

Tired just from reading the 7 sentences i posted?

[Breukelen advocaat]

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

Is there any other way to get them to have sex? :rasta:

Seriously, though, make sure that you know the girls before you do this to them. :dance:

[pumpkin]

what kind of stuff do you people say??

I'm not telling you for free!

[graymatter]

Tired just from reading the 7 sentences i posted?

No, no... the whole audio/visual thing. I think I need to read more....