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[KyserSozay]

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having s@x with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--k you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F--k you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard priceless" commercial outta this?



Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.......$8,500.
There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

KyserSozay Reviewed by KyserSozay on 09-28-2004. to funny This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding,at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and thank his new father-in-law for Rating: 5

[rnf232s]

There are some crazy people out there. Thankfully they can be funny as hell at the same time.

[kiwi]

OMG.........good on the groom for doing what he did, that man has got balls alright, I would love to have seen the brides face.....LOL

[ermitonto]

Hahaha. That guy's awesome.

[ATP1021]

Im glad I was never in that situation, but he probably got the best revenge he ever could have. Can you imagine what the brides dad said?

[Imotep]

Revenge is a dish best served cold lol

[Bro DZ]

I wish I coulda been there to see it go down hehehe
that woulda been killer

[KyserSozay]

OMG.........good on the groom for doing what he did, that man has got balls alright, I would love to have seen the brides face.....LOL

ya, i think thats where the "priceless" comes into play. i only hope i could keep my cool in a situation like that. i'd have probably ended up in cuffs and shackles before it was all said and done. he's got my vote for bad mf of the year

[bigdaddy420]

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when that happened. I agree with you keyser, he's got my vote for bad mf of the year too.

[KronicKing]

thas some funny shit,i bet that will make for one hell of a drunkards story,that dude has balls as big as my head