Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
Here's what you do: sometime when you're hanging out with her, slowly walk toward her from the back and then slowly start dry humping her. Then speed up the pace until she simply can't resist your sexiness. Then she will be all over you like butter on an English muffin.

Note: I am not responsible for any negative consequences of not recognizing the above as sarcasm.
LOL

Sage advice!