My/your, Strangest/funniest sleepwalk experiences

[rainbows.rsexy]

100% 4 real

I woke up out of a sleepwalk-trance and I was driving my car....

I woke up utta a sleepwalk-state and I had just shot myself in the mouth with 17% pepper spray...yuck and owww.. luckily I had a 2 liter bottle of soda to rinse my mouth out with...... that stings like eating hot sauce at the Shogun restaurant


it figures with my subconsious, I might as well go to war zones eh?


Wht aboutcha?

rainbows.rsexy Reviewed by rainbows.rsexy on 06-27-2006. My/your, Strangest/funniest sleepwalk experiences 100% 4 real I woke up out of a sleepwalk-trance and I was driving my car.... I woke up utta a sleepwalk-state and I had just shot myself in the mouth with 17% pepper spray...yuck and owww.. luckily I had a 2 liter bottle of soda to rinse my mouth out with...... that stings like eating hot sauce at the Shogun restaurant:( it figures with my subconsious, I might as well go to war zones eh? Rating: 5

[go toke up]

i like never sleep walk but once when i was younger i woke up to myself pissing on my bedroom door.

[minnesota man]

i like never sleep walk but once when i was younger i woke up to myself pissing on my bedroom door.

LOL, When I was like 9, I used to piss in my closet. Once my family was at Disneyworld and my sister was sleep walking and tried to leave the hotel room. She fought with my dad because she said she had to go stop me from getting a perm.

[rainbows.rsexy]

anyone ever notice that the seaway entrance into the persian gulf looks like a person's "u know"?

We all had nicknames for our cranials in my navy squadron (similar to pilot's helmets)

just to be a clown I picked "greasy gerbil" people busted up laughing because it was good comic relief from stresses caused by the naval community

[Hempamasta]

This isn't really sleep walking, but I guess that it could sorta fit into the same category. When I was like, 5 or 6 maybe, I had a nightmare that scared the everloving shit out of me. So I want to go wake up my parents to get them to get me a glass of water and calm me down.

I'm not exactly sure how.. but I got turned around and I ended up in my closet (It had a bunch of clean sheets on the ground in there, I thought I was in my parents room.) So I was just like, "Oh well, I'll just sleep with them, that'll make me feel better." So I crawl into the sheets, and wake up a few hours later. My parents are awakened by me screaming in my closet for no apparent reason.

[FunkyMonkey]

When I was 16 I was woken up by a friend once at his home while pissing in his kitchen garbage can.
When I was 18 I woke in the backseat of a police cruiser. Apparently I was wandering on the street in my boxers.
When I was 19 I woke up walking down the side of a highway near Kapuskasing carrying my pants. I had no clue where I was so I slept in a ditch till morning. That one scared me pretty good and I have not done it in 12 years. I remember to shut the body down before I dream journey .

[Inferius]

I don't think i've ever slept walk, but I had something similar once...
When I was around 7/8, I was having this INSANELY realistic nightmare that my whole room was shimmering like it was underwater, and when I tried to wake myself up, suddenly I found everything covered in snakes. So I got up, started jumping on furniture/desks/chairs in order not to touch the snakes, and jumped through the door way. The wierd part of this is that I didn't really wake up from it, it sorta ended with me running through the hallway into my parents room. Maybe I was sleepwalking and dreaming and remembering it at the same time, or maybe I was hallucinating... either way... creepy...

[Eshelmen]

any of you guys remember those yellow plastic been of legos?
Well one night i was like 8 and pulled an empty lego bin out and went to the bathroom with it and pissed in it....Was telling mom that their coming and we need to save it
bah
then she leaves and i wash it out with maalox and shit

[beachguy in thongs]

My Brother was sleep-walking in a Hotel, in Florida, when he was young. My Parents found him knocking on strangers' doors.

[rainbows.rsexy]

i caught myself about to take a piss in the hamper once