FUNNIEST:-- Me and my friend were walking down this street close to me and i saw some mexicans gathered at a house for a party or something, and i cha' cha' ed down the street saying "FIESTA, FIESTA!!"

TRIPPIEST:-- Took some DXM and at 2 in the morning i saw this huge ass spider in my hallway, so i tried stepping over it and almost fell.