Quote Originally Posted by willystylle
I read a study about the most effective method of quitting smoking... can't remember where though. The top 5, in order, are:

1. Unlimited supply of hot sex, chocolate or other endorphine-releasing agents.
2. Chewing gum.
3. Replacement drug (like weed! ha ha!)
4. Nicotine patches, nicorettes, etc.
5. Will power.

Interesting to note the order, huh? will power comes in last!
You forgot 1a. A lock and key jockstrap to make your jerk-off sessions last longer.