okay okay, heres a little joke for you tom

a guy walks into a whore house, and says he want something speacial
pimp says hes got a woman who cna sing the operah, and give BJ at the same time.
so he says, "ill take it"
he takes her home, and after a great blow job and a well done job of singing the operah, the whore goes to use the bathroom.
so, the guy gets up, and turns the light on.
he sees a glass eyeball sitting on the table.