okay okay, heres a little joke for you tom

a guy walks into a whore house, and says he want something speacial
pimp says hes got a woman who cna sing the operah, and give BJ at the same time.
so he says, "ill take it"
he takes her home, and after a great blow job and a well done job of singing the operah, the whore goes to use the bathroom.
so, the guy gets up, and turns the light on.
he sees a glass eyeball sitting on the table.
Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on . Vagina Eyeball. When I was a little bit younger there was this woman that lived at the end of my street. She had been born with a rare deformity of the face in which her left eye was an actual small vagina. We used to call her "Ol' pussy eye" or "Magnum P.I" for short. She used to sell some of us kids that lived round there Xanexs. Sometimes we would go over there and drink beers and stuff. It was weird but kinda cool cause she'd let us get as fucked up as we wanted to. One time she let one of my buddies Rating: 5