Quote Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus
yeah, i made it all up, i like to make up increadibly unbelievable stories all the time
if any one wants to hear a really funny story im working on let me know, ill give you a preveiw

so one day, im riding my harley down el camino real(road that stretches through california), so, i stop at a local biker hangout,so after a few(dozen) drinks, i blacked out and then, next thing i know, i wake up in the middle of a desert, laying on top of my motorcycle, i lift up my bike, and sit on it, only to see, hidden underneath my torn leather Hells Angels vest there was a 7.62x54 M60 Machine gun and a chain of ammunition, it was only then, when i noticed the sand was dark red, i look down, and notice a half eaten peyote cactus. not a native cactus to the area, turns out, i wasn`t in california anymore! it was when i looked up, the sky green, clouds blue, i was tripping. i heard some one talking to me...
i have the rest on my comp but i doubt anyone would read it all anyway. if someone requests me to post more of it, ill do so. but let me know what you guys thing of the preview?
that is awesome