yeah, i made it all up, i like to make up increadibly unbelievable stories all the time
if any one wants to hear a really funny story im working on let me know, ill give you a preveiw

so one day, im riding my harley down el camino real(road that stretches through california), so, i stop at a local biker hangout,so after a few(dozen) drinks, i blacked out and then, next thing i know, i wake up in the middle of a desert, laying on top of my motorcycle, i lift up my bike, and sit on it, only to see, hidden underneath my torn leather Hells Angels vest there was a 7.62x54 M60 Machine gun and a chain of ammunition, it was only then, when i noticed the sand was dark red, i look down, and notice a half eaten peyote cactus. not a native cactus to the area, turns out, i wasn`t in california anymore! it was when i looked up, the sky green, clouds blue, i was tripping. i heard some one talking to me...
i have the rest on my comp but i doubt anyone would read it all anyway. if someone requests me to post more of it, ill do so. but let me know what you guys thing of the preview?