Vagina Eyeball.

[dark0ne]

there was this old lady that lived on the end of my street. she was to old to go out so my friend and i would go get her scrips from the pharmacy in the center of town. she always spoke about her husband that had been a pow since 1943 and she was waiting for him to get back to open her dress. she showed us the box and it was a wedding dress. this lady was so crazy she would cook pasta at like 6 am and you could smell it two doors away at my friend's house. this is all true, i was in 8th grade when she died. I remember them taking all of her stuff out of the apartment.

dark0ne Reviewed by dark0ne on 12-22-2006. Vagina Eyeball. When I was a little bit younger there was this woman that lived at the end of my street. She had been born with a rare deformity of the face in which her left eye was an actual small vagina. We used to call her "Ol' pussy eye" or "Magnum P.I" for short. She used to sell some of us kids that lived round there Xanexs. Sometimes we would go over there and drink beers and stuff. It was weird but kinda cool cause she'd let us get as fucked up as we wanted to. One time she let one of my buddies Rating: 5

[Cooler Then Jesus]

your a cool lil homie for being only 15

wow thanks freind owl. your a cool guy too, i bet if i went back in time to when you were 15 we would get along. smokin a buncha weed with some girls, drinkin 40s on venice beach. your from that area i think right? im confused. anyway, ill post rest of story before xmas. promise.

[wayoftheleaf]

vagina eyeball...

gross..

[420purpHAZE420]

very funny story...but did ne1 watch the scientology video, it kinda freaked me out, but mabe thats just bc im high lol :rasta:

[RyanTheCaveman]

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Where the fuck did you grow up?
Nice story btw. loved it.

[lardman]

That was a weird ass story. SOunds like a trippy ass movie.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

the more you know
the less you care...
wait...

[SocksThaClown]

lmao. I remember when he first wrote this.