Vagina Eyeball.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

haha, you guys really liked my story eh? ill write about our fishing trip, hehe. maybe get some pics too..

[Tom Swierzbinski]

You could get a shag and a blowjob at the same time from that woman. Who wouldnt want her?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

okay okay, heres a little joke for you tom

a guy walks into a whore house, and says he want something speacial
pimp says hes got a woman who cna sing the operah, and give BJ at the same time.
so he says, "ill take it"
he takes her home, and after a great blow job and a well done job of singing the operah, the whore goes to use the bathroom.
so, the guy gets up, and turns the light on.
he sees a glass eyeball sitting on the table.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Lol, that was gross.

A south African man loses a leg in a gold mining accident. 'Shit' he says. 'Im fucked now, who wants a one-legged gold digger?'

'Me' says Paul McCartney.

[biscuits]

Dude you must be god to think of a story this good if its fake. I cant tell if i should believe this or just think its a folk tale lol.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hehehe, its up to you guys if yah wanna believe, im sure there is WAY more unbelievable things going on right now, that are true, like Scientology...

www.theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com

[slipknotpsycho]

i believed it up to the turtle part....

[biscuits]

I liked the scientology video those people are wack. Remember crack is wack kids.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i believed it up to the turtle part....

dood, you can probobly google image, or video search it, hes not the only mutant turtle, people actually collect mutated turtles, like there is turtles with 2 heads, etc.

i am actually happy for the 3 of them (gary, turtle, vag eye) because they ALL have issues, and problems being accepted in life, but, now they are together as one happy family, and can all accept/love eachother for who they are, wethere they are deformed, or mentally ill. i give em some major kudos :thumbsup:

[Cooler Then Jesus]

dood, you can probobly google image, or video search it, hes not the only mutant turtle

on second thought, i tried to yaho vid search it, and found this..
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=...&vback=Results

hehe, ill elt you know when i find a video of an actual walking turtle, lol.

lol, YOUR A TURKEY!