I've bought Go Number 1 and keeping it easily accessible if I get a random. I looked pretty thoroughly at Quick Fix but I wanted something that I could easily smuggle into a lab environment.

After being at this job for a few weeks now, I think what most of you have said is right. It doesn't look like they'll be testing me without cause -- no true "randoms", just testing if I act stoned/drunk at work. I've even heard other people joke about the testing process around the office, so I'm not nearly as worried as I was before.

Thanks again for all the advice!