okay! well. wash the bulb with salt water vigorousley until there is absolutley no white powder. screw on a soda cap and punch two holes in the cap. insert two straws or hollow pens or whatever(tubes) into the two holes. dont stick them too deep in, either. you keep your finger over both of the tubes and hold it about 2 inches above a CANDEL becuase holding a lighter on for longer than 1 minute is dangerous. it might take 3 or 4 minutes, but you'll begin to see a very slight swirly vapor appearing in the bulb. DONT WAIT for the vapors to fill it up, just put your mouth on one tube, and take your finger off the other. suck LIGHTLY, while keeping the bottom of the bulb at the same distance from the flame.

if done correclty, you will be able to see the vapors literally coming right out of the bud and you'll be getting nice, tasty hits.
i promise you, the lightbulb vape can be AWESOME and it can suck too

its really all in your patience