Course Jesus was a dealer. No wonder he had to feed 5,000 people - they had the friggin munchies, and of course they all believed that he could walk on water. They were just too stoned to care if he wasnt or not.
Why do you think everyone was upset when Jesus died? Because Jerusalems biggest weed pusher was finished.
Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on . The First Person To Ever Smoke Weed I was just thinking about weed and all it's glorious capabilities and whatnot, and I was just thinking... how cool would it be to go back in time and watch the first person smoke weed. I just imagine some wild indian warrior running through the forest to kill a deer or something and he stops and sees some tall pointy plants that he's never seen before. He's out of tobacco so he decides what the hell... so he takes out his peace pipe and smokes it and has the old familiar feeling we all get Rating: 5