a favorite story: I came back to school blazed as hell one day when I still did that. There was this HUGE buffet of all these fancy foreign foods (like crab cakes and other hella yummy shit). I just dug in and after I was halfway down the table and sticking my hands in everything I looked up to see all the faculty listening to some lecture before they could eat any with pissed looks on their faces. I spent the next two hours in the deans office but it was worth it.