damn, I never had to think of an excuse. My dad considers himself to be a "progressive" father. He told me all about the drugs he used to do and said, as long as I can function properly as a member of society it didnt matter what the fuck I'm doing. Tight, huh?

My mom though, she still don't know if I smoke or not, but when she finally asks me some day I'll tell her straight up. You don't need to make up bullshit excuses to the people that love you the most in my opinion. Now then, I've made some hilarious excuses for my friends when we got caught by their parents.

heres a good one that actually worked on my friend Marks mom (shes filipeno, dosent speak much english): No ma'am! That smell is just the incence, we're just messing with the vaporizer. Lmao

some people are ignorant as hell