what are some of the excuses u would use??

[Kronik Bagz]

first time i got busted was not realy a convo, an i didnt realy get busted, i jus said somethin like "get tha fuck outta my room" but she never cared that i smoked i jus didnt like people lettin tha smoke outta my room

[RESiNATE]

i jus didnt like people lettin tha smoke outta my room

lol, yeah, like more people should understand the importance of 'the shit-box'

Kinda like, when I was driving with a company once, a mate and I used to park our lorries up each night, and get totally wasted - the cab air was like pea-soup lol...it used to be a major concern if either one of us had to get out of the cab for a wee - but the situation was quickly remedied... just smoked extra joints to build up the smoke again bwhahahahaha...happy dayz

I nearly got pulled by the police, whilst driving my truck with a freshly rolled Bob Marley kinda joint hanging out of my mouth! Luckily they pulled in the truck in front, and I got away with it...just. I remember thinking "Shit, there is NO WAY I'm getting rid of this smell in time... ...do I chuck the J out of the window?... ...should I just drive off, OJ Simpson stylee?...

...happy dayz

Res...

[KillaBuzz]

well now i juss smart wit my shit so i never get caught in the act ov smokin but there wuz one time when me an my buddy were smokin bongz in my room an right when i ripped mine an set it down she came in. i coodnt let the smoke out an she cood obviously see that i had sumthin in my mouth er wutever. my buddy wuz smart enuff ta tell her were havin a breath holdin competition. i coodnt hold the smoke in tho cuz i started laughin my ass off so we got fucked over. it wuz worth the laugh tho.
PeAcE

[JonnyEagle]

ugh i dunno what i would do if i was cought i would be sooooo fucked. I'd either say "Ive never done it before i just wanted to try it" or "Ive been doing it for ages and m grades havent dropped and I havent done anything wrong isnt that proof enough that it isnt bad?"

[GotAMinute419]

you might aswell just admit it seems that most parents seem to get over it unless you got the parents that over-react and would like put u in rehab or sumtin

[High phy]

"Nope dad, youre wrong, this aint a cannabis joint. And the women you where with the other day aint mom."

or

"AAAWWWW Come on mom! you where on Philosophy! Do you think i belive you dont smoke marijuana? "

anyway i dont think they ever catch me, i smoke like once a month and do it only when i know im completly safe.

[durban mist]

.. man my mom got so emotional, and i was like what the hell you did the same thing when you were my age hippocrit. you guys got it so easy man

[Proof]

My parents werent to happy with me at all my brothe told mine but now there cool with it aslong as i dont smoke in the house or infront of them as i wouldnt anyway i come back home stoned as fuck all the time , do u ever find that when u do something wrong they blame it on marijuana straight away ?