Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

[stars stars stars]

Probably this kid, or this other one that I met on a cruise, he had long ass hair and would let me put makeup on him. He liked to wear dresses.

[muncheemama]

im sure he appreciates having his pic posted on this particular thread

[Garden Knowm]

OUCH!

[stars stars stars]

He's a douche bag.

[OtterPop]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

we call em butter faces, everythings good butter face...

[MaryJaneScott]

Butterface, butterface,
What have you done?
How can your body be a 10,
And your face be a 1?

Butterface, butterface,
That mug is a drag,
But it's not a problem,
If you just wear this bagâ?¦

[HIGHRYDER]

I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

So, whats yours?

I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me.

[HIGHRYDER]

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

BULLSHIT!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me.

BULLSHIT!!!

Sorry :smokin: , had to do it.

That first quote was pretty crazy.