Can't say I've been with any crazy people...

However, my college roommate and I went to a club once. LimeLight in NY if anyone is familiar. We both smoked and it was his first time going to this club, so I tried to brief him a little bit...the drag queens and transtesticles, the gays and lesbians, the unisex bathrooms, the steeple, the lounge, the library...etc.

So we light a blunt behind the DJ booth upstairs and we're smoking. He says he saw this chick he wanted to get with and he'd be right back. So I was like, "Cool, page me if you need me". So I finish the blunt and he leaves. I go to the VIP lounge and an associate of mine is like, "I think you need to go downstairs" and I'm like, "What's up?". He just says that I need to go downstairs because my friend (roommate) has run into a situation.

I get downstairs to see security grabbing my roommate and trying to take him out the side and I'm like, "Woah, wait, he's with me, what's up?". Well, you remember that 'girl' he saw... He decided they were going to have some fun in the bathroom. He got a blowjob and wanted to hit. He was about to get down to action when he grabbed her hips and felt 'he' parts. He immediately swung on this chick/dude which sent the restroom into a tizzy. I had to keep him with me the rest of the night in order to stay.... effin classic!!