Quote Originally Posted by Gothen
Without a doubt the most awkward moment I've ever had was a couple years ago with this girl I was dating. We were at her house watching that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the lights were all off etc etc. She doesn't have a door because her brother accidentally broke it off, so she just had a blanket pinned up on the wall. So, we start messing around and I go under the covers and I start eating her out AS HER FUCKING MOM WALKS IN!

I just think quick because she just had her bottoms off and we were under the covers, so I wiped off my face and I popped my head out with a laugh and I was giggling and she got the idea and started laughing with a beet red face. Her mom was like, "What are you two doing in here, hmmmm???" Her mom was, and still is, in love with me, not like sexually but she always thought I was a really good kid and nice as hell, so I was said, "Oooh, you knowwwww. haha" and she starts laughing and says, "Keep it PG in here, you two!" and leaves.

So, after she left I just sorta looked at the girl and I was like, "......yeah, I'll put your pants back on...." lol
thats sum funny shit!
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