Quote Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
LOL!! When I was in my early 20's, there was this girl that worked for me at Six Flags. She was fine and I wanted to get with her, but she was seeing someone else, then that ended and she was in the 'rebound' period, yadda yadda yadda. We had always been good friends so after the 'rebound' period was over, I started talking to her a little more intimately.

So fast forward a few weeks, a coworker parents are leaving on vacation and he invites a bunch of us to come and hang for the week, including me and this girl. So all week, just playing drinking games, smoking, and playing video games. One night, me and the girl are drinking and talking on the front stoop. She goes into this sob story about her ex and I'm thinking, "Ummm, I could care less". But I played the supportive role and listened.

The night goes on and we're both blitzed...well, everyone at the house was blitzed. We end up in the bedroom I was sleeping in and we're talking some more and BSing. She says she just needs someone in her life right now and asks me to hold her. So I reach over and put my arms around her. A few minutes later she says I'm just what she needed and then....BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heffer threw up all over me.

...we never did go out.......
Oh lovely, she pukes over you.. I've never had someone puke over me, but i'd be damn pissed if anyone ever did.