When I was four years old I was in preschool and I had to take a piss. I asked the teacher if I could and she said I had to wait til break, which was probably a lot sooner than it seems in my memory. So... I waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, when the bell rang, I got up to run to the bathroom, and I pissed myself. I looked right into the teachers eyes, and said

I SAID I HAD TO GO. I GUESS I COULDN'T WAIT, COULD I?

I loved preschool.