Well, if you want a peeing misadventure, picture a bus load of high school juniors and seniors on coming back from a football camp in Pennsylvania (Penn State) and going back to New Jersey. Someone was able to sneak some beer so about 14/15 of us are in the back getting loaded. Well, P. State to NJ is a ride and heaven forbid we take too many piss breaks. So, idea...everyone piss into the big Gatorade bottles. Perfect plan...but now what, we gotta get rid of them. Fuck it...it's dark, just throw them out the window... Oooops, didn't realize it would bounce, smack a windshield, break, and spray urine all over the cars it hit.

Sooooooo....half a summer, one misdemeanor (and associated community service), and 3 game suspension later...we figured it was a bad idea to begin with.