U.S. Army, 82-86. Started out in communications, ended up in special forces (psychological operations). Served in Alabama, Georgia, Arizona, North Carolina, Grenada for the invasion and most of the following year, then a bit more than a year in and around Izmir, Turkey.

Because of my extremely low weight, I never failed a drug test, and smoked pot the entire four years except for the year in Turkey (although I did have some kickass hash in Turkey one night).

For the most part, I had a great time in the Army, and have no regrets.