~noises of me and my 'cousin' playing in the room~
cat: hiss
me: <cousin> get outta here...
~sounds of <cousin> gettin out~
cat: hissing like crazy
~cat jumps on my back/head and starts horrendously clawing me~
me: screaming/crying
grandma: ~incoherent panic-freaking out~
grandpa: what's wrong?
grandma: go get the car started we gotta get <me> to the hospital.
~goes to the hospital~

yea i wound up gettin over a 100 stitches, a permanant raised line on my right ear going straight down the middle of it, and lost a chunk out of the other, at 5 years old, bleeding far too badly to administer any kind of pain medication because i would bleed it out almost instantaneously anyways, mind you.

how's that for a kitty story?