A few days after I had my cat, we were alone in my room.

Janie: I'm a smoker.
Chris: I used to call my cigarettes NeilPeart's, instead of Newports, so I'll call you "Neilpearta".
Janie: My first name is the same as Jimi's sister.
Chris: So, from now on, I'll call you Janie Neilpearta.
Janie: Meow.