cat stories

[Lethal G]

aw, that's sweet!

If we didn't already have four cats I would consider it. My dad wouldn't like it too well.

[Pride]

My orange tabby has become the best friend and devoted companion to my sister, who lives with us and is sick with cancer. He goes into her room in the afternoons and lies down beside her and reaches out and puts one paw on her face. I think he does it to show his support and let her know she's not alone.

Damn.. just.. damn.......

Yeah I've heard of asshole boys lighting fireworks and throwing them to some cat with babies and traumatized them..

[beachguy in thongs]

A few days after I had my cat, we were alone in my room.

Janie: I'm a smoker.
Chris: I used to call my cigarettes NeilPeart's, instead of Newports, so I'll call you "Neilpearta".
Janie: My first name is the same as Jimi's sister.
Chris: So, from now on, I'll call you Janie Neilpearta.
Janie: Meow.

[slipknotpsycho]

~noises of me and my 'cousin' playing in the room~
cat: hiss
me: <cousin> get outta here...
~sounds of <cousin> gettin out~
cat: hissing like crazy
~cat jumps on my back/head and starts horrendously clawing me~
me: screaming/crying
grandma: ~incoherent panic-freaking out~
grandpa: what's wrong?
grandma: go get the car started we gotta get <me> to the hospital.
~goes to the hospital~

yea i wound up gettin over a 100 stitches, a permanant raised line on my right ear going straight down the middle of it, and lost a chunk out of the other, at 5 years old, bleeding far too badly to administer any kind of pain medication because i would bleed it out almost instantaneously anyways, mind you.

how's that for a kitty story?

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow. Do you need some animal handling training? Get that guy from David Letterman.

[ANAVRIN RX]

i have the coolest breed of cat , a bengal , she looks like a leopard and plays like one, but shes loyal like a dog and incredibly smart
if u like cats, and u can get one cheap like me, i totally recommend this breed

[whitekat]

my cats name is snuggles...i didnt name him my daughter did. dont let the name fool you .....he is a tom and he dont take crap from anyone....people that dont know him try to pet him...i say ok pet him once then leave him alone......he will bite you......and he does. he a good cat but is not the mouser my last cat was(may she rest in peace)

[prplchknz]

my cat hates me reading whenever I start reading she comes up and lays on my reading material but shes so cute so i pull the book from under her and pet her while reading. she sleeps in my parents room on my mom's stomach or the foot of my bed in my room. My other cat always goes inside the fridge whenever someone opens it (he can't really go in it its too full) but you have to close the door on him before he'll move. )


Cats are amazing and tend to understand alot more then people give them credit for and are really good manipulators

[robert42]

lmao when i say kiss my cats jumps on two legs and kisses me no lie

shes burmese and v.smart cat

i love her with all my heart :$

[notrightquite]

I miss my cat.
One time i caught her sleeping/chilling on a couch so I went up to her.

me: sup?
cat: (opens eyes) ...
me: nothing much eh..?
cat: ...
me: wanna play with the string!
cat: ...
me: hmm...
cat: ....
me: ya hungry?
cat: (eyes widen) meow!
me: well lets go eat then!
cat: me-oowwww *as she runs to her food bowl waiting for me to fill it up with cat food*

lol cute bastard..

another one:

I crumble a piece of paper up into a ball and let it fall to the ground. But then I realized I needed it so I tried to reach it but it went far under my bed next to my cat.
"yo, can you pass me that?" as I let out my hand.
She hit the paper ball to my hand and I caught it. I totally did not expect her to do that since shes just a cat and might not understand what I was saying.
All I could really say was:
"...thank you!(?)"

Another:

me: "hey!"
cat: "rrey"
holy shit did my cat literally try to say 'hey' in her cat accent?

another:

My cat was sleeping but it looked like she was having a horrible nightmare. She was twitching and her teeth was gritting like she was really struggling. I called out her name until she woke up. She was so scared that she kept meowing with fear and so I let her sleep on my bed next to me as I pet her to keep her calm. I told her she just had a bad dream.. a nightmare. Dunno if she understood or not, but she understands lots of things when you least expect it.

another:

It was late at night and I wanted a midnight snack or something. So I got something and let the fridge close by itself. But just before it did.. my cat jumped inside the fridge and the door shut tight and I never knew!!!
My dad an HOUR later came by for his midnight snack or whatever and to his surprise, my cat JUMPED THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND RAN THE FUCK AWAY!
All my dad ever said about that was: "Jesus.. I never saw a cat so pissed off before in my entire life.."
I'm so glad it wasn't the freezer...

Another:

I was 12 years old and ran to an empty room to cry. My cat happened to be next to me and what I noticed was that as she looked into my teary eyes and noticed what was going on, her pupils very slowly began to widen as if she was understanding me. She stuck out her hand and let me hold it softly.

and last:

My family is talking about Jesus cause we think he's funny. My cat is somewhat listening but sleeping next to us. So for the hell of it, I looked to my cat

me: "yo!"
cat: *wakes up and turns head to look at me*
me: "Do you believe in Jesus??"
cat: ".............................." *turns back and goes back to sleep*
the whole family cracked up.
LOL!!!
fun times.

You're cat's fucking cute.