Quote Originally Posted by jimmymickeyrob
i either have parents in extreme denial or plain stupid, in one week they found a empty baggy with leaf on the front... not that bad? then ground solids and kingskins in a coat pocket coated with burns, as well as my cannabis.com account (but i said i was just intrested in culture) all that together.... the following night i got my weed of a new guy, and it turned out to be laced without my knollege, i also chose to drink about a bottle of wine to myself that night with friends, i ended up passed out on the floor, i woke up in some girls lap, and i heard "jimmy the police are here" and when i looked i got incredibley confused, the police where there but they were cartoons an black and white ones at that, everything else was normal except the sky, which was like a blue an red lava lamp. they asked me if i took anything (i of course did not mention what i saw, they just asked cos i looked dead lol) then i noticed my mate had passed out too (although he dosent toke and hes old enough to drink so police would at most send him to hospital, witch they did) they 2 offices turned around, there where another 2 but luckly some random new guy we knew climbed into the back of the police car because it looked comftable, distracting them.... by now i was somehow covered in tingle sex lube with a durex onn my hand (???) and snuck off without them noticing which is lucky because i had a Q OF THE LACED STUFF IN MY POCKET which i later lost. i ended up in the woods, there where some hench scary guys an i just walced past them they seemed angry at first but upon looking at me i think they knew i was fucked anyway so they jus watched me colapse in the woods an stare at the sky for about 2 hours, then i went on my way home, but felt i HAD to go back to the woods and look at the sky again, so i did this again till about 1 am, then i was walking home and (this was freaky) i woke up on a bench, then i started to walk home again and geuss what? i woke up on another bench!! i finaly made it home covered in sex jelly blood and dirt, to find my parents waiting (they thought i was just drunk) they shouted at me for a few hours but i didnt care because the walls behind them where really intresting at the time, an ocasionly scary, and parents did wonder why evrey now and again id jump in fear, anyway i had an 9pm cerfew slapped on me for a week (im 17 bit pointless in my opinion) and that was that although theres now a wierd vibe at home family constantly wants to "talk" lolimp:
Dude, I think you were drunk
if you were just smoking weed
only half of that would of happened