Just recently I got busted at work by my boss. (1st time busted).

I got so blazed off this one guys weed that I forgot I was holding the roach in my hand. I went into the office to make photocopies and the roach was wafting smoke all over the place (and the whole place is rigged with central airconditioning). My boss comes up to me and says 'I think you should go outside and finish that while the cops get here.' I look down and see the f**king roach still burning and I flick it away from me.

This is where it gets worse - the roach ricochets off this file cabinet and lands on my boss' neck and rolls down his shirt. Now the whole office is watching the MD doing some 80's rave moves while stripping....

Anyways he calls me in and I give him an oscar-winning speech about how I thought the jay was a real cigarette (we ran out of papers so it was rolled in a cig) and that I knew I was feeling funny but couldn't explain it (I obviously don't smoke, you see) and that I was horrified that I had unknowingly smoked illegal drugs - really laying it on thick, but he knew I was talking shit.

Now my boss can actually be quite cool at times. He told me that he WAS gonna fire my ass, but the bullshit I just spewed him was so entertaining that he changed his mind.

All in all a really funny and weird experience - but I think it'll be the last.