First time - My Mom and my sister had gone grocery shopping. I rolled up a blunt and decided to step outback and smoke it. I guess once I started getting high and stupid off of it, I decided I was cold, so I carried the blunt through the house and into the garage to smoke it. Right I was about to roach it, my mom's car pulled up. They raised the garage to carry-in groceries and my mom said "Jesse, what's that smell?" I was so stoned all I could say was "What smell?"

Second time - I had a blunt rolled up, so I called up my friend Tyler to see if he wanted to smoke. I haden't smoked out of this stash yet, so I didn't know how fucking good it was. So I picked him up and we went to one of our park-and-toke spots and fired that shit up. I got so high I had tunnel vision while I was driving. I had forgotten my Rhoto-V, so when I got home my eyes were bloodshot as hell. Me and tyler both just grabbed drinks and went upstairs. They though I couldn't hear them, but since I was in the office instead of my room, I could, and they were talking about how high I was. My mom called me down and asked to smell me. I knew she wouldn't be able to smell anything because I took my shirt off to smoke. Then my sister said "Ugh, that's not how you tell, you smell his fingers." It didn't look like she wanted to, but I decided to be overly-confident and hold them up for her to smell. She did, and it was pretty obviously the smell of blunt.

Third time - Zig Zags came up in the wash.

Fourth time - Roach came up in the wash.

Fifth time - Roach fell out of my pocket onto the office floor.


Yeah, I'm not that sneaky.
Jesse DeForest Reviewed by Jesse DeForest on . Getting BUSTED!!!!! So tell us your best getting busted story, I heard a good one in the chat room. I nearly got busted tonight, and it made for a long night....Tell away! Rating: 5