this thread is really funny , man when i was 14 i would have had a go at a cars exhaust , knot hole in a tree , all of my sisters friends , the teachers at school , the bloody dog , if id got a spade id have had some crusty cold loving from the local graveyard

took me about ohhhh 10 years before i realised woman are people with ideas , points of view and a heart and soul

am i shallow , hell yeh , i only go for the living ones now