OK, well then, as usual, my friend Bud, I've learned something new from you! I'm so out of the loop where weapons are concerned that I'm sure I'm totally unaware of what's going on with them. I'll try and educate myself more.

The only potential weapons I ever concern myself with are the kind that sit in a kitchen knife block and say Wusthof Trident. Cutting up a melon is about as deadly as I get. . . .

I would like to learn how to shoot a gun, though, just because I think I'd like the skill involved in target-shooting.