Quote Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"


here it is
shoi Reviewed by shoi on . I hate ordering food when I'm high. I hate going to get food right after a sesh. The ordering process is always such an ordeal, atleast to me it is. I remember once me and 2 friends were blitzed and ordering at Del Taco's drive-thru, and it seemed like it took 2 hours to complete the order. And yesterday in McDonalds the lines were all long, and I just hated getting my order in, way too lazy and stoned for that shit. But eating while high is worth it. Rating: 5