I was in work the other day and this little old lady came in and started talking to me at the counter about how there's gonna be this convention and this leaflet she gave me was a personal invite.

I said thanks, but I didn't really believe in that kind of thing. I told her I'd pass the leaflet on to anyone who was interested. Okay, so I was planning on putting it in the bin, but it amounts to the same thing, as I knew no-one would care.

She started asking me all these questions like, "Do you believe in God?"

- No, I don't believe in the Christian God.

"But God loves you... blah, blah, blah, the Bible says so... blah, blah, blah..."

- I don't believe in the Bible either, I think it has some value, but there's a lot of crap in it too.

"I don't mean to be rude dear, but are you a Muslim?"

- *puzzled into silence* Am I a Muslim? Do I look like a Muslim? No, I'm Pagan.

"Oh. What's your name?"

- Cerys, and I'm very sorry, but I am in work, as you can see, and I need to get on with my job.




Firstly I'm wondering why she thought I was Muslim, of all things, and secondly, has anyone else had any encounters with Jehovah's Witnesses? Any interesting / amusing ways to get rid of them?
psychopixi Reviewed by psychopixi on . Jehovah's Witnesses I was in work the other day and this little old lady came in and started talking to me at the counter about how there's gonna be this convention and this leaflet she gave me was a personal invite. I said thanks, but I didn't really believe in that kind of thing. I told her I'd pass the leaflet on to anyone who was interested. Okay, so I was planning on putting it in the bin, but it amounts to the same thing, as I knew no-one would care. She started asking me all these questions like, Rating: 5