I THINK I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

[BigMexiCANT]

ok so i got this bomb ass weed and i wanted to smoke some and couldnt wait til tomorrow. so i decide to go "take a shower" and i smoke in there. By the way my parents are sitting down on the couch!! So anyway im pretty high andd i decide to blow the bowl out but of course the bowl is hot cuz its made out of metal so i burn the FUCK out of my lips! Then i was done and took a real shower then i shaved and the bathroom window was open the whole time. So i thought the smell would be gone for sure....about a minute after i get out of the shower he comes into my room grabs me and says are you smoking in my house!!!because if you are ur gonna be in soooo much trouble!! i said no i dont know what ur talking about was it the neighbors, outside, etc. He goes ok i hope ur teling me the truth and i said yeah and reassured him. Well i thought i was sooooo fucked about 3 minutes ago he comes in and says i have to apologize people were lighting firecrackers outside. It was that that i smelled etc and he was laughing andi was laughing sooooo hard im high and that shit it funy. Well i had to tell my story to someone man i need to go get a lotto even though im too young =/

BigMexiCANT Reviewed by BigMexiCANT on 06-17-2006. I THINK I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!!!! ok so i got this bomb ass weed and i wanted to smoke some and couldnt wait til tomorrow. so i decide to go "take a shower" and i smoke in there. By the way my parents are sitting down on the couch!! So anyway im pretty high andd i decide to blow the bowl out but of course the bowl is hot cuz its made out of metal so i burn the FUCK out of my lips! Then i was done and took a real shower then i shaved and the bathroom window was open the whole time. So i thought the smell would be gone for Rating: 5

[huh]

Thats awesome. The thing with parents is to keep denying their accusations (unless they catch you in the act ofcourse). I always come home krunk and when my mom thinks im on something i just simply say "no". What most people need to find out is that in most cases their parents love them and dont want them smoking weed and dont want to know they are doing it, so if there is any doubt that you did something you shouldnt have, they will believe you when you keep saying "no".

keep on blazin bro

[Nefitty]

^^Agreed.

Deny the hell out of anything they accuse you of, unless they have some good evidence. It's worked for me up 'til now, but I'm pretty sure my parents know I drink(they've confused my highness with drunkeness before, lol).

[notrightquite]

Man, I hate that shit. I think.

[Xerox Moon]

I wonder how you'd feel if you learned that your parents not only were lying to you but were laughing about it and mocking your gullibility on an Internet message board ("I THINK I'M THE LUCKIEST DAD IN THE WORLD!!!! ... Hahaha... LOL ... My kid's such a fool that he even came back filled with guilt and apologized to me because he believed my lie... ROFLMAO").

Being a self-sufficient adult who smokes pot and is willing to truthfully face the consequences if caught is one thing; being a liar who publicly ridicules the authority of his parents while still living under their roof is another.

When you grow up you'll look back on this and realize that being a successful liar and an ungrateful child is neither lucky nor something to boast about. Google this thread years from now when you're a parent with kids of your own and then you'll understand what I'm talking about.

[imagoober]

You got real lucky, i would suggest smoking somewhere else next time, then you wont have to lie! oh and i love your name i got a good laugh out of it!

[NoseBLeed]

You wont die if you wait another few hours or so... Or you just wanna get into troubles perhaps? Its better to smoke when cops, parents ect are far far far faaar away, so you can just light it up and enjoy without any worries, than being all paranoid and shit. But you're lucky though. Just think before you act.
ps;I remember the first 2 person who discovered my weed. It was my sis and my grandma...My granda was like oh...dont do that and nothing else.And my sis told me, you better dont hide it from me, that way ill know what you are smoking. And not any other(laced?)shit =)
chill...

[CaptainDankNuggets]

thats pretty damn funny and did gt pretty lucky

[Transitive Nightfall]

thats cool you didnt get caught, but that was pretty stupid to do it in the bathroom anyways. i mean, if your gonna smoke in the house, you gotta do it when the parents are out...its been quite a while since i lived with my parents though, but why dont you just go out for a while and then come back high, since you seem to have no trouble acting straight around your parents (as you are, after all, smoking in the house)? i used to just go out, blaze and come back, my parents couldnt tell, and they actually didnt really care when they could tell- my parents were anal about weed for the first time i got caught and everything, but after that they gave up cause they realized i wasnt stupid about it. but hey, thats a while ago.

[Anastasian]

That's awsome that your dad beliveved you though, my parents used to be like that but I had never lied to them I had always told them I was going to get stoned, they just thought I was joking the whole time:P now they know but suprisingly they don't care, I have even smoked with my dad a couple times.