I wonder how you'd feel if you learned that your parents not only were lying to you but were laughing about it and mocking your gullibility on an Internet message board ("I THINK I'M THE LUCKIEST DAD IN THE WORLD!!!! ... Hahaha... LOL ... My kid's such a fool that he even came back filled with guilt and apologized to me because he believed my lie... ROFLMAO").

Being a self-sufficient adult who smokes pot and is willing to truthfully face the consequences if caught is one thing; being a liar who publicly ridicules the authority of his parents while still living under their roof is another.

When you grow up you'll look back on this and realize that being a successful liar and an ungrateful child is neither lucky nor something to boast about. Google this thread years from now when you're a parent with kids of your own and then you'll understand what I'm talking about.