Sufjan Stevens.

He's a musician making an album for each of the 50 States of America. So far he has completed Michigan and Illinois and both albums are amazing.

Please, cretins, someone tell me you've listened to him. You just cannot understand the wonder of his music with my mere words. Download some of his songs (but better yet BUY HIS ALBUMS), smoke, and listen to that beautiful, beautiful music.

Cretins.