1. Rolf Harris - the bloke rocks, can paint wicked scenes, and can play the Stylophone. Seriously, I got much respect for the bloke. I met him once lol, I was like mega shy, but told him that I have been a fan since a kid.

2. Eddie Izzard - so what if he dresses like a girl, I have many of his gigs on tape, and have spent many a stoned night laughing till I cried. Anyone who can suggest that cats are actually drilling, not purring, gets my vote. I could imagine that a session with him will see me being admitted to hospital to get my sides stitched up again.

3. Bruce Lee - I am versed in various martial arts, and have the deepest respect for Mr Lee. I like his philosophy (as I do most Chinese theology), and his techinques. He was a user of pot too! We could have a sparring session (after I'd got him completely wasted, of course ).

4. The Wachowski Brothers - these dudes thought up "The Matrix"...nuff said!

5. Jessica Alba - purely for eye candy's sake . Although I am sure that she has a lot of interesting points to make, and that she has a brain (as well as a cute ass), I would find it hard to hold a conversation with her, as I sat there with a pillow on my lap, and a tray to catch the drool...aaahhh, Dark Angel...

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