well, since I am very familiar with "pass the douchie on the left hand side" and since I love the realm of sociology and criminology...I would choose

1)Karl Marx
2) Niche
3)Rozz Williams ( dead former singer for Christian Death )
4) Ogre (from Skinny Puppy)
5) Barbara Walters...cuz hey man, she needs a good *high*

But the question remains...does anyone know who I am talking about?