johnathon davis (lead singer of korn)
lead singer from slipknot (name slips my mind....lol who woulda thought?)
amy lee (evanescence, i'd make some moves on her while i was at it)
dave chapelle (that's sure to have me pissin in my pants)
george carlin (both make me laugh and he has ALOT of good points that are funny at the same time....like one of my favs "america is thinking about banning toy guns.....BUT THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP THE FUCKING REAL ONES!!)