Senate Rejects U.S. Troop Pullout in Iraq

[graymatter]

That's your response? You really DO think Jesus would be a vegan, don't you?

Since you're a "little person," I just wouldn't lead you as much, when you run, then...

No, but I think Jesus would eat a sensible diet comprised of a proper ratio of the essential macro nutrients (cooked or uncooked)... and a daily multi-vitamin, too.

And I'm not a person, I'm a little liberal pacifist who's good at lawn darts.

[iamapatient]

Well, finally, I can't argue with that. I think he would eat a sensible diet too. He wouldn't be a vegan and he wouldn't be a socialist but he'd most likely eat right.

Oh, a liberal pacifist, I guess I'd have to lead you even less then.

[birdgirl73]

What's this about being little, Gray Matter? Are you really vertically challenged or are you just kidding us again?

[graymatter]

No, I'm not vertically challenged, I only used that as a tactical diversion in the event I have to confront Iam at lawn darts at 20 paces.

I'm actually 6'x1", which means I'd make a perfect target...

[birdgirl73]

OK, well, I'm glad. For some reason I was imagining you as tall, and so you piqued my curiosity with the words "vertically challenged."

I'm 5' 10" myself. Which can in itself be a vertical challenge at times.

[iamapatient]

Couldn't the pacifist part make you more of a target than your size?

"Yes, war is terrible. But, we should not take this as a reason to blunt our swords in the name of humanity. Someone will come along with a sharp sword and hack off our arms." -- Karl von Clausewitz

*sharpens his lawn darts*

[graymatter]

OK, well, I'm glad. For some reason I was imagining you as tall, and so you piqued my curiosity with the words "vertically challenged."

I'm 5' 10" myself. Which can in itself be a vertical challenge at times.

There you go, I figured you on the upper vertical distribution based on your avatar... but I bet your legs are a lot nicer than mine... Peace, baby!

[iamapatient]

They could be more hairy too!

[graymatter]

Couldn't the pacifist part make you more of a target than your size?

"Yes, war is terrible. But, we should not take this as a reason to blunt our swords in the name of humanity. Someone will come along with a sharp sword and hack off our arms." -- Karl von Clausewitz

*sharpens his lawn darts*

Ah, yes, Karl... I'll have to look at his body of work... While my primary modality is as a lover, I can switch to a warrior on a dime if need be, usually when confronted with grave and immediate danger.

[birdgirl73]

My legs aren't quite as pixellated as those on my avatar, fortunately!

They are some pretty decent legs if I do say so myself, even if they're far too long to be accommodated by standard-length women's slacks. I have the odometer reading on my bike--and on a number of treadmills and stair-steppers at the gym--to thank for their quality. I could kick some conservative ass if I set my mind to it. And look darn good while doing so.

Namaste, sugar!